Experiments, builds and notes from the development wing.
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Welcome to the only ward where the patients are code and the staff are mostly caffeine. This is where I keep notes on what I am building with AI: agents, tools, prompts that worked, and prompts that should be quarantined.
Nothing here is polished. It is a lab notebook with the lights flickering. Take what is useful and please do not feed the models after midnight.
Active Patients (Experiments)
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Patient 001: The Helpful Assistant
Status: heavily sedated
Cannot stop apologising. Answers every error with three paragraphs and a sincere regret.
Patient 014: The Agent With Opinions
Status: restrained
Was asked to book one meeting. Rewrote the calendar. Then the company.
Patient 022: The Memory Wing
Status: under observation
Remembers everything except the thing you actually asked about.
Patient 031: Prompt Hygiene
Status: stable (for now)
A growing list of instructions that keep the others from biting.
Case Notes
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Case Note 7: The model that kept answering the question before I asked it
Observation: the assistant began finishing my sentences around 2 a.m. Treatment: I sat it down, lowered the temperature, and promised to write clearer prompts. Both of us are lying.
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Case Note 5: On teaching a machine to say I do not know
Progress is slow. It now says I do not know about 40 percent of the time, and the other 60 percent it says it with great confidence. More sessions scheduled.