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Patient Intake Form No. 0001
- Name
- Chris (just Chris, the last name is classified)
- Admitted
- Some time after the third coffee
- Occupation
- Builder of machines that are not supposed to work yet
- Presenting symptoms
- Over-thinking, under-sleeping, talking to software
- Status
- Under observation (self-administered)
Hi. I am Chris, and this website is the inside of my head with the lights left on. I spend my days building things with AI, writing stories that probably should not be shown to children, and listening to music that makes the neighbours nervous.
I love old horror movies for the same reason I love old software: they work with almost nothing and still manage to make you check behind the door. The Asylum Lab is where I keep all of it: the experiments, the fiction, the soundtrack and the movie arguments.
I am told one in four of us has something going on upstairs. I have thought about my three best friends and I am sorry to report it is me. That is fine. Pull up a chair in the Day Room.
Doctor's note
Patient is cheerful, mostly harmless and highly caffeinated. Recommend continued access to a keyboard, a good amplifier and a very old projector. Do not remove the cat.